if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(via ruinedchildhood)

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(via cognitivedissonance)

routavirta:

routavirta:

routavirta:

routavirta:

routavirta:

routavirta:

routavirta:

routavirta:

BLACKSMITH BASTARDS GIVEAWAY:

Ahoy to ye all crew members! Its been some time since my last giveaway and therefore as our tribe has long since exceeded 1000+ members I believe that a new one is in order.

Rules are simple as always:

Every one who has reblogged this particular post before 31 August will be part of a grand lottery with some terrific prices. 

As people have different tastes I”ll be handing out “virtual gift cards” to my Etsy Shop. At start there’ll be three differently valued gift cards up for graps: 80 e, 50 e and 25 e. If this campaign happens to get tons of shares we’ll add more cards and during this month I’m pretty sure that the inventory at my shop will get some new interesting items as well…

For a sneak peak of what can be found at my etsy shop head out to:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/routarauta

So without further ado lets get blogging and thanks for the support! Keep raising hell mates!

P.S For those wondering about shipping costs they have been taken into account in my shops prices so no need to worry about those.

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce 
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and SPAM!

Bunch of new poopyironnuggets added to the potential list of prizes at https://www.etsy.com/shop/routarauta and still more to come during this month. Oh and SPAM!

I know I know…tons of days until the end of this month and you’ll have to tolerate more of (you guessed it!) SPAM! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. 

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can’t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don’t like spam!

I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

Still got just over a week left to take part. SPAM!

Righto! Three more days to go until the competition closes. I myself will be attending the Savonlinna Medieval festival for three days from today so you won’t have to tolerate as much of my SPAM as usual. In other words spread the word while I’m gone and thanks to ye all!

dyvex:

I’ll just leave this here.

dyvex:

I’ll just leave this here.

ltalian:

matt-meowstic:

t3mp0r4ry:

sirenknights:

Dice Shaming

Literally the best photoset I’ve ever seen on tumblr

What the hell happened to the second to last one

judgement

(via chauvinistsushi)

nsfwhumor:

[picturesinboxescomic]

nsfwhumor:

[picturesinboxescomic]

enginedynamicsinc:

Blacksmith Ric Furrer in his workshop holding his crucible steel Ulfberht blade. It has almost been a 1000 years since a metallugically accurate Ulfberht has been made. Ric heated the blade in a traditional brick forge. Ulfberht were the best Viking swords ever crafted, the blades had very little slag and were meant to bend while in use. Only 171 real Ulfberht swords have ever been recovered.

(via routavirta)

konpeito

(via wadeislove)

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

(via sociolab)

sebastienmillon:

"Count Your Blessings"

sebastienmillon:

"Count Your Blessings"

unit-26:

misandry-mermaid:

stfueverything:

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment

how do people still find this joke funny? 

Sandwich jokes are a product of men feeling intimidated by women who are smarter, stronger, or more successful than they are.

Not entirely applicable but to some extent Lewis’s Law come into effect here. “[T]he comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” Helen Lewis (@helenlewis)

unit-26:

misandry-mermaid:

stfueverything:

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment

how do people still find this joke funny? 

Sandwich jokes are a product of men feeling intimidated by women who are smarter, stronger, or more successful than they are.

Not entirely applicable but to some extent Lewis’s Law come into effect here. “[T]he comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” Helen Lewis (@helenlewis)

(via cognitivedissonance)

khaleesibeyonce:

jhenne-bean:

desidere:

Coming soon to Disney

BYEEEE

yo im not playin around but i genuinely cant tell whos who rn

(via bathsabbath)

ikantenggelem:

Disney / Marvel Mashup [via]

(via tastefullyoffensive)

almondkitty-tantricdreaminglover:

sexy-sassy-psycho:

gnarleecarlee:

awkwardoscar:

because-b:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t  d o e s n ‘ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a  h u m a n


YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT


♪ O k a y  B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU

Do you wanna build a human?We can resurrect our mom.All we need is some potassium.A little sodium.Enough to build a bomb!(Sorry Kimblee!)

You used to have your body
but now you don’t
I wish I could bring it baaaackkkkkk
do you wanna build a human?

There are no words…..

y’all going to hell for this shit. My feelings are hurt!

almondkitty-tantricdreaminglover:

sexy-sassy-psycho:

gnarleecarlee:

awkwardoscar:

because-b:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t  d o e s n ‘ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a  h u m a n

image

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

O k a y  B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU

Do you wanna build a human?
We can resurrect our mom.
All we need is some potassium.
A little sodium.
Enough to build a bomb!
(Sorry Kimblee!)

You used to have your body

but now you don’t

I wish I could bring it baaaackkkkkk

do you wanna build a human?

There are no words…..

y’all going to hell for this shit. My feelings are hurt!

(via chauvinistsushi)